20 Golden Rules For Success

20 Golden Rules For Success:
Olamba
Ozanga
Okhanda
Omaga
Ouchupa
Oneesa
Oluta
Osata
Odanga
Okaga
Obasa
Tenga Ka
Osanda
OgOra
Owaha
Ao
Gut Ta Sha..;-)

Alaka Da Mor Zra De Woghaim ZamOng Na De Kus Okhku

Yo Kas Da BosO Na Lande Oda Wo
Yo MashOOm Manda Wahala No Pa De Kas OkhatO
Hagha Da Haibat Na Owe:







Alaka Da Mor Zra De Woghaim ZamOng Na De Kuss Okhku:-D

Da Plaar De Warpase Jabay Shwa Ao Ta Pake Nakhre K

1 Orat Apne Bache Ko DoOdh Pilate Howe Boli:














Okhraa Kana Miraat She Da Plaar De Warpase Jabay Shwa Ao Ta Pake Nakhre K..:-D

Lala Da De Joraba Raka

1 admi Sathi Lene Gaya
Dukan Per Pohunch Ker Wo Naam BhOOl Gaya!

Kafi Dair Sochne K Baad
Shalwaar Utaar Ker Bola:









Lala Da De Joraba Raka..:-D

Da Yo Kas Pa Hadisa K Yawa Agay Zaya Shwa

Da Yo Kas Pa Hadisa K Yawa Agay (Egg) Zaya Shwa!

DoctOr Warla Pake KachalO Fit Ko
Sa Wraze Pas Ye Te TapOs WokO We Taklif KhO Darla Nishta??

Mariz Warta We DoctOr Seb Taklif Kho Rata Nishta Kho Awal Ba Pe Wekhta Rakhatal Aw Wos Pe Da






KachalanO Panrey Rakheji..:-)

Tarkana Kat MazbOOt Jor Ka

Baba:
Tarkana Kat MazbOOt Jor Ka Zama Nwase Ba Paki Pa Navi Swaregi,
Mat Nashe..

Tarkan:
Baba Gham Makawa Ka Pa De Kat Ki Pi Pora Kalay Sor She Hum Ba Mat Nashe..:-O

Begala Me Ghai Pregdi Me Na

Yo Jeney Da Wada Pa Shpa Da Wada Na Inkar WokO!

Mor:
Bachai Dair Shareef Ao Kha Halak De

Jeney:
More Che Zbarg Da Zamane She Kho Begala Me Ghai Pregdi Me Na:D

Da Naseeb Na Ziata Neshta Pa Jahan K

Da Naseb Na Ziata Neshta Pa Jahan K


Wah ! Wah ! Wah !! Yao Zal Bia Owaya
Da Naseeb Na Ziata Neshta Pa Jahan K





K Da Mainza Gota Owahe Pa Zan K..:-D

Shata Pa Singar Meez K De Rata Kona Khkari

Suhag Raat Ko ShOhar Bv Par Chara,
Bv Hansi,

Phir Chara
Bv Phir Hansi

ShOhar Ghusse Se Bola:
Q Hansti Ho??

BV:
.





Shata Pa Singar Meez K De Rata Kona Khkari..:-D

Da Khar Kuss Bachiya Da Darta Cha DarOgh Wele De

Yo Hindu PukhtOn Ta We Tasu Da Hare Khabare Na Makhke Kanzal Kawe??

PukhtOn Warta We:






Da Khar Kuss Bachiya Da Darta Cha DarOgh Wele De..:-D

De She Na Me Khlas Na K.

21st Century's Child:

Da Yo MashOOm Sunath Wo,

Dr:
Bache Bara OgOra
Toti De..

MashOOm:
Toti Moti Ma Ghaya
Lande Gora,
De She Na Me Khlas Na K..:-D

Bara Baba PA ALAK Ekhe De

Yo Baba Da Gadi Pa Chat Lond Palak Saag KehOdu
Da Haghe Na Oba Rasasede
KhalqO TapOs Okro Da Oba Da Kom Zay Na Raze
Kalendar Warta
Owe:




Bara Baba
PA ALAK Ekhe De..:-D

Da Gham Ao Da Fasad Dake Dunya Ke Khuwate Owam

Da Gham Ao Da Fasad Dake Dunya Ke Khuwate Owam..!
Yawa wraz Ba Pa Di Tola Pukhtoonkhwa Ke Khuwate Owam.!

Daa Kom Khalq Che Way A.N.P Di Zindabad we.!
Da Dhse Sare Kho Ye Pa Neya Ke Khuwate OwaM.!

Rebara Wrta wrsha Ao Pa Jaar wrta Da woya.!
Da Sta Meena Me Howale da Pa Taa Ke Khowate Owam..!

Bs Nor Ye A !HAMRAZA! Pa Wado Ba Na Ter Wozm.!
Da da Kho Pa Biga Ao Pa Saba Ke Khuwate Owam.

Wale Sumra Kasan De ??

Suhaag Raat Par Dulhey Ne Dulhan Ko
'Monh Dikhhai'
Mei Rs. 20,000/ Diye Tho Dulhan Heran Ho Kar Boli:











Wale Sumra Kasan De:o:D??

Wa Sta KhOr Oghem

Admi Ki Shalwar Wali Jaib Ko Darzi Kapra Lagana BhOOl Gaya

ChOr Ne Zip KhOl K Hath Dala Or Bola:





Wa Sta KhOr Oghem..
Domra Ghata Topey Kho Da 5000 Pa Note Hum Na V..:-D

Kuna Me WarkawOla

Yo Sari Pa Bazaar K Kat WaghistO

Pa Laar K Te Dukandar TapOs WokO Che Pa So De WaghistO??

Hagha Warta We:
Pa 300 Rupe

Dukandar:
Graan Ye DarkO Ma Ba Pa 200 Darkare Wo

Yo Bal Dukandar Te TapOs WokO

Hagha Da Sharm Na Owe Pa 100 Rupe

Dukandar Warta We:
Ma Ba Pa 50 Darkare Wo Mara

Bal Dukandar Te TapOs WokO:
Charta Tale We??

Hagha Da Qahar Na Owe:
Kona Me Warkawala

Dukandar:
Nu Kat De Warpase Da Kor Na Waray Wo Sa??:-D

Khula Waza Waza Ma Kawa Oba Ba De Teri She..

Yo Sari Pa Neher K Lambal Nu Teez Ye WachaO

Nu Konatee La Ye Tas WarkO Wel Ye:






Khula Waza Waza Ma Kawa Oba Ba De Teri She..:-D

Mula Saib Yo Bal Tez WachOm?

Da Yo Halak Wada Wo

Da Nikah Time ShO Nu Da Naavi Sara KenastO

Kho Che Kala Mula Da Nikah Khutba ShurO Kra Nu Haghe Naawi Tez WachaO!

Halak We Za KhO Was Wada Na Kom Da KhO Zama Ghat Sharam WashO!

Mula Warta We Gora Bachu Che Kala Nawi Da Nikah Pa Time Tez Wachai Nu Bia Ye Der Nar Au Ghairati Zwey Kigi!

Nu Haghe Naawi Mula Ta Pat Owe:

Mula Saib Yo Bal WachOm??

Mula:

Da Tizmare Lor Mung De Da Yo PataO Ao Ta Da Bal Khabari K..:-D

Za Khaze La Talaq WarkOm

Yo Sare Mula Tha:
Za Khaze La Talaq WarkOm

Mula:
Waja Sa Da??

Sari:
Yo Lappa Kuss Ye De, Mala Pake Wahal Khwand Na Rakai

Mula:
Saba Rasha!

Che Pa Saba Saray WaraghO Nu Mula ChanrO Ta Owel Che Rabande Kai Pe Da De KhOr Oghaim!

De Zalim Da Lasa Kho Za Sa Kule Na Shem..
Khu Che Lapa Kam Nu Da Khaze Kuss Ye Rala Rayad She..:-D