Friday, December 31, 2010

Bara Baba PA ALAK Ekhe De

Yo Baba Da Gadi Pa Chat Lond Palak Saag KehOdu
Da Haghe Na Oba Rasasede
KhalqO TapOs Okro Da Oba Da Kom Zay Na Raze
Kalendar Warta
Owe:




Bara Baba
PA ALAK Ekhe De..:-D

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Da Gham Ao Da Fasad Dake Dunya Ke Khuwate Owam

Da Gham Ao Da Fasad Dake Dunya Ke Khuwate Owam..!
Yawa wraz Ba Pa Di Tola Pukhtoonkhwa Ke Khuwate Owam.!

Daa Kom Khalq Che Way A.N.P Di Zindabad we.!
Da Dhse Sare Kho Ye Pa Neya Ke Khuwate OwaM.!

Rebara Wrta wrsha Ao Pa Jaar wrta Da woya.!
Da Sta Meena Me Howale da Pa Taa Ke Khowate Owam..!

Bs Nor Ye A !HAMRAZA! Pa Wado Ba Na Ter Wozm.!
Da da Kho Pa Biga Ao Pa Saba Ke Khuwate Owam.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Wale Sumra Kasan De ??

Suhaag Raat Par Dulhey Ne Dulhan Ko
'Monh Dikhhai'
Mei Rs. 20,000/ Diye Tho Dulhan Heran Ho Kar Boli:











Wale Sumra Kasan De:o:D??

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Wa Sta KhOr Oghem

Admi Ki Shalwar Wali Jaib Ko Darzi Kapra Lagana BhOOl Gaya

ChOr Ne Zip KhOl K Hath Dala Or Bola:





Wa Sta KhOr Oghem..
Domra Ghata Topey Kho Da 5000 Pa Note Hum Na V..:-D

Monday, December 27, 2010

Kuna Me WarkawOla

Yo Sari Pa Bazaar K Kat WaghistO

Pa Laar K Te Dukandar TapOs WokO Che Pa So De WaghistO??

Hagha Warta We:
Pa 300 Rupe

Dukandar:
Graan Ye DarkO Ma Ba Pa 200 Darkare Wo

Yo Bal Dukandar Te TapOs WokO

Hagha Da Sharm Na Owe Pa 100 Rupe

Dukandar Warta We:
Ma Ba Pa 50 Darkare Wo Mara

Bal Dukandar Te TapOs WokO:
Charta Tale We??

Hagha Da Qahar Na Owe:
Kona Me Warkawala

Dukandar:
Nu Kat De Warpase Da Kor Na Waray Wo Sa??:-D

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Khula Waza Waza Ma Kawa Oba Ba De Teri She..

Yo Sari Pa Neher K Lambal Nu Teez Ye WachaO

Nu Konatee La Ye Tas WarkO Wel Ye:






Khula Waza Waza Ma Kawa Oba Ba De Teri She..:-D

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Mula Saib Yo Bal Tez WachOm?

Da Yo Halak Wada Wo

Da Nikah Time ShO Nu Da Naavi Sara KenastO

Kho Che Kala Mula Da Nikah Khutba ShurO Kra Nu Haghe Naawi Tez WachaO!

Halak We Za KhO Was Wada Na Kom Da KhO Zama Ghat Sharam WashO!

Mula Warta We Gora Bachu Che Kala Nawi Da Nikah Pa Time Tez Wachai Nu Bia Ye Der Nar Au Ghairati Zwey Kigi!

Nu Haghe Naawi Mula Ta Pat Owe:

Mula Saib Yo Bal WachOm??

Mula:

Da Tizmare Lor Mung De Da Yo PataO Ao Ta Da Bal Khabari K..:-D

Friday, December 24, 2010

Yo Lewany Pa Hospital K Lagatar TezOOna AachOl

Yo Lewany Pa Hospital K Lagatar TezOOna AachOl

DoctOr:
Alaka Da Sa Dung Dong De Jor Kare De??

Lewany:
DoctOr Saib
TezOOna Me Free Kare De..:-D

Hahahaha

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Da KhabarO Style

Da KhabarO Style;-):

Tange Wala:
Bibi,
Khpe Ochati Ka Che Saman DarOmandum!

KaprO Wala:
Bibi, Tala Sumra OshlOm??

Sabzi Wala:
Hala Bache De Bibi La Pake Lag Marchaki Hum Wachawa Che Khushala She!

Qasab:
Wahla Bibi Baghair Haduki Ghwakha Me Darla Pake Kehoda!

Dukandar:
Bibi, Dagha Size WarOki De,
Da Pe WogOra Che Fit De K Na!

Gujar:
Bibi, Kha Dera Malai Da Pake,
Kor K Ye WogOra!

Mula:
Bibi, Dam Me Darbani WachO Saba Rasha Che Bal Darbani WachOm..:-D

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Punjabi:
Yar Aap K Wo Log Na Rahe Jin Ki AankhOn Se ShOley Nikalte The!


Pathan:
No StasO KhO Hum Hagha Khalak Laral Cha Pa
"TEEZ"
Bae Laman ShlOla..:-D

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Khudaya Sanga Ba Kamege Zama Poza?

Asfand Yaar Wali Khan Waye:

Khudaya Sanga Ba Kamege Zama Poza??

Da Khu Wraz Pa Wraz Ghatege Zama Poza!

Da Yar Dost Sara Pa_Khair Kawole Na Shem

Da Har Cha Sara Jangege Zama Poza!

Khpla Kor Wala Hum Tanga Da Zama Na

Pa De Khula K Ye Bahege Zama Poza!

Za De Khple Poze Der Yem Khafa Kare

Da Kadu Pa Shaan Ogdege Zama Poza!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Mama Da Perfume Pa So De?

Jenay:
Mama Da Perfume Pa So De??

Dukandar:
Pa 1000 Rupe

Jenay:
Kha Mala Da 5 RupO Raka!

Dukandar:
Rasha Da Trakh Me Been Ka..:-D

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Zalima Pa Ghwakha K Khu De Hase Hum Qismat Nishta

Yawe Jenay Metyaze Okrre

Yo Kas LarhO Pa MetyazO K Ye
Khpal Shay KekhO!

Ao Owel Ye:






Zalima Pa Ghwakha K Khu De Hase Hum Qismat Nishta Da Shurwa Kho GoOt Ka Kana..:-D

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Za Khaze La Talaq WarkOm

Yo Sare Mula Tha:
Za Khaze La Talaq WarkOm

Mula:
Waja Sa Da??

Sari:
Yo Lappa Kuss Ye De, Mala Pake Wahal Khwand Na Rakai

Mula:
Saba Rasha!

Che Pa Saba Saray WaraghO Nu Mula ChanrO Ta Owel Che Rabande Kai Pe Da De KhOr Oghaim!

De Zalim Da Lasa Kho Za Sa Kule Na Shem..
Khu Che Lapa Kam Nu Da Khaze Kuss Ye Rala Rayad She..:-D

Friday, December 17, 2010

Da Pukhto Adab Be-adaba Mataloona

Da Pukhto Adab Be-adaba Mataloona.

.

1) Koni odrege kho kona ay na odrige
2) Chay paisay warkay kuss da kalabata razi
3) Gheen ki adoki ma latawa
4) Che k khandi deri chay na k bahanay deri
5) Niya ta da ghoolo chal ma khaya
6) Ya gheen maat ka ya zoway rowray
7) Har kuss kabal na mera
8) Gheen de rapasay ao gheen may darpasay
9) Gheen na makhkay ma za
10) Zoor raghlo da raza kona ay oshlawala
11) Che shleegi da khray ba shlegi da khar pe sa
12) Mandali gheen ki kona ma khowazawa
13) Chay amrasay khoray no gasay ba hum khoray
14) Mashoom la kuss pa laas waragho no da khawro ay dak ko
15) Che ghay may na nu kuss poray me ma khanda
16) Kona gota ma kawa
17) Che kona warkay no tail zaan sara garzawa:)

Monday, December 13, 2010

Pashto Vs Urdu very funny and nasty

Pashto Vs Urdu:

1.Aap Samjhte Hi Nahi..
Mara Ta Me Pa Da Ghin Pohege!

2. Bus Chor Yar..
Za Kus K Lare!

3. Apna Kam KarO
Za Kona Warkawa!

4. Or Suna Yaar!
Waya Kana Koni Singa Ye??

5. Maine Aapse Kuch Nahi Kaha!
Ma Kam GhOlay E!

6. Me Abi Tumhe Dhek Longa!
Odrega Rogh Darke NanawOzam!

7.Ye Bahir Kon ShOr Kar Raha Hai..
Da Bahar Cha Waar RaOre De??

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Pathan Ne Ek Punjabi Ki Behen Se Shadi Kar Li

Pathan Ne Ek Punjabi Ki Behen Se Shadi Kar Li
Ek SaL Bad
Pathan Ka Beta Howa!
Punjabi Pashto Me Bola:
Oye Da KhO ToL Ta k Taly
Pathan:
ToL Ma K Na
Nim De KhOr K Tale..:-D

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Pa Ta KhO Na Zee Khu Ma Ba Pa Cha Oghe.

Dwa KhOryane Bazar Ta Lare

Nu Kasharai KhOr Ye KhalqO La Starge Wahale

Mashre KhOr Warta We:


Starge Ma Waha
Pa Ta KhO Na Zee..Khu Ma Ba Pa Cha Oghe..:-D

Friday, December 10, 2010

Bachia Kala Kala Pa Khaza Hum Laas Waha

Yo Khaze Bus K Mula Ta Starge Wahle!
Mula Calendr Ta We:
Da Da Cha Khaza Da??
Yo Sari Pa BretO Las Owo We:
Zama!
Mula:
Bachia Kala Kala Pa Khaza Hum Laas Waha..:-D

Thursday, December 9, 2010

TasO Sara Sa De Mara?

Yo Hindu Yo PokhtOOn Ta Wel:
Mung Sara Ashwarya Shta, Bepasha Hum Shta, Ao Kareena Hum Shta!
TasO Sara Sa De Mara??
PokhtOOn Warta Wel:
Mung Sara Betak Hum Shta,
Kat Hum Shta Ao Da SharshamO Tail Hum Shta
Rawalaye..:-D